David Walliams’ daughter, Albie (full name Seraphina Albie Walliams), was born in 2013. That means, as of the moment you’re reading this, she’s around 11 years old. Yes, the same age as the average kid who’s just discovered that farts are hilarious—which, let’s be honest, is probably the target audience for her dad’s Gangsta Granny books.
But hold your horses: David Walliams isn’t just the funny man from Britain’s Got Talent. He’s a million-selling children’s author, a comedy legend, and—until his divorce from supermodel Lara Stone—a very proud dad. Albie is his only child, which makes her a rare gem in the Walliams universe, like a golden ticket to a Chocolate Factory made of laugh-out-loud pranks.
Wait, Her Name is Albie? That’s Unusual.
Yes, her name is Albie, which is short for Seraphina. But let’s be real: David Walliams naming his daughter Albie is like a rock star naming their kid “Spork.” It’s quirky, memorable, and perfectly fits a guy who once dressed as a giant baby on TV. And honestly, can you imagine a more fun dad? He probably reads her bedtime stories in the voice of a grumpy old man doing a rap battle.
Here’s a surprising fact: Albie was born via surrogacy, which David and Lara were very open about. It’s a beautiful, modern family story, but it also means Albie has zero of David’s famous comedy genes from birth—just a lifetime of exposure to his terrible dad jokes. Poor kid. Or lucky kid. We’re still undecided.
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