If you look it up, the show tells us Kathy was born on April 19, 1950. That officially makes her 74 years old in 2026. But honestly, ages in soap-land are a bit like the price of a Freddo—they change depending on who’s telling the story.
You see, Kathy was “killed off” in 2006, then miraculously brought back to life in 2015. The writers had a bit of a stretch to make that work, so her timeline has a few wrinkles. It’s like when you realise your favourite jeans from university still fit, but the receipt says you bought them in 2003. You feel 25, but the calendar disagrees.