Put the drip tray back, pop a fresh bottle of water on top, and listen for that satisfying gurgle as it fills the tank. It’s the sound of success. Now, fill your glass, take a sip, and smile—because you just saved yourself from another week of drinking water that tastes like regret.
Pro tip: clean your dispenser every three months, or after any holiday party where someone might have accidentally poured soda into the bottle. Yes, that happens. No, I’m not proud of how I know. But now your water will taste crisp, clean, and suspiciously neutral—which is exactly how water should taste. Cheers to you, you janitor of hydration.
