Put the bucket under the P-trap (just in case), turn on the hot and cold water full blast, and listen. No drips? No puddles? Congratulations, you’ve won at adulthood today.
If you hear a drip, tighten the slip nut a little more. Still leaking? Check if the rubber washer is seated correctly. Nine times out of ten, it’s a flipped washer. You’re not an idiot—you’re just learning the secret handshake of plumbing.
And there you have it. You took a scary, slimy problem and fixed it with plastic, patience, and a prayer. Next time your drain acts up, you’ll know exactly what to do—or at least, you’ll know not to use kitchen shears.
Now go wash your hands. You earned it. And maybe wipe that grease off your forehead.
