If you’re really committed to this rabies plan, you’ll develop symptoms like hallucinations and a sudden desire to bite things. You might start foaming at the mouth, which is surprisingly hard to clean off your phone screen. It’s not a good look, trust me.
The final stage is a coma. Not the “I’ve had a long day” kind, but the “I’ve made a terrible life choice” kind. The only thing more final than this is the paperwork at the DMV, and at least there you get a lousy photo.
