Once it’s out—celebrate. You just performed a tiny, heroic rescue mission on yourself.
Put on your favorite sweatpants. Eat something chocolate. You earned it.
And remember: You are not alone. Every woman I know has a “stuck tampon” story. Some of them involve a flashlight and a roommate with steady hands. You’re now part of a very weird, very human club.
Now go wash your hands again. And maybe buy some pads for the rest of the day. Your vag deserves a vacation.
