First, admit the truth: your house is a spider buffet. They’re not here for you; they’re here for the other bugs you didn’t know you had. Think of spiders as the weird, solitary housekeepers who only show up when the kitchen is dirty.
If you want them gone, you have to make your home boring. No crumbs. No dust bunnies. No forgotten flies buzzing near the window. If you remove their menu, they eventually pack their tiny bags and leave.
But let’s be real: nobody has the energy to deep-clean their baseboards every Tuesday. So we need shortcuts—and maybe a little help from nature.