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Pidgeons don’t hate you—they love you for your free buffet and prime real estate. Crumbs, a flat ledge, a cozy gutter? For a pidgeon, that’s a five-star resort. The problem? Their “appreciation” comes with acidic droppings that eat through stone, and a coo that sounds charming for about three seconds.
The good news? You can outsmart them. They are creatures of habit, not geniuses. And you have opposable thumbs and a sense of humor. Game on.
