Talking about calcium deposits is strangely hilarious. We’re basically discussing body crystals.
Your body is a geode, and sometimes it makes pearls in the wrong place. You’re just the jeweler who has to break them.
Plus, you get to play chemist with vinegar and citrus. Who doesn’t love making fizz in their bathroom?
And when that showerhead finally runs clear, you’ll feel like a mineral master. It’s a small victory, but it’s yours.
So go forth. Attack the chalky invaders. And remember: if it looks like a rock and hurts like a rock, it’s probably just your body being a little too creative.