Don’t panic. London transport is like a safety net. Missed the Jubilee? There’s a 24-hour bus from North Greenwich to central London. It’s route 188. Write it down. Tattoo it on your arm. Whatever works.
Or, just take an Uber. But be warned: it’ll cost you the price of a nice dinner. The train is cheap in comparison. Like, embarrassingly cheap.
Look, you’re going to have a great night. Don’t let the journey stress you out. The train is your sidekick. It’s low-key, reliable, and knows the way.
