There’s a thing called the Emirates Air Line. It’s a cable car that floats over the Thames from Royal Docks to North Greenwich. It offers stunning views and truly baffles your friends. “Wait, you took a cable car to a concert?” Yes, Susan, I did. It felt like Mission: Impossible but with more screaming children.
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Pro tip: It closes at 11 PM, which is often before the show ends. So you might get stranded in the air, dangling over the river like a sad Christmas bauble. Use it to arrive, not to leave. It’s a novelty, and novelties are best enjoyed before you’ve had three ciders.