Look, heating up frozen pasta isn’t a culinary championship—it’s a survival skill we pretend doesn’t matter until 8 PM on a worknight. Whether you boil, microwave, or skillet-blast it, the goal is the same: hot food that doesn’t taste like regret. You’ve got this.
So next time you stare down that icy bag of tortellini or penne, remember: you’re not a bad cook; you’re just a resourceful human with a freezer. Heat it up, eat it straight from the bowl, and smile at how easy adulthood can actually be. Bon appétit, you magnificent disaster.