If you’re rich, paranoid, or both, you can install a whole-house lead filter. It sits at your main water line and treats every tap like a VIP. Showers, toilets, garden hoses—all lead-free. You’ll be the hero of your own home, like a plumber Batman.
The downside? Costs as much as a used sedan and requires professional installation. Also, your guests will think you’re a show-off. But hey, if you’re drinking water that’s purer than a mountain spring, who cares about haters?
