You will never make your home 100% slug-proof. That’s just the price you pay for living on planet Earth. They are the uninvited guests that keep showing up.
But if you seal the cracks, dry the air, and remove the snacks, you’ll tip the odds in your favor. You’ll go from a slug motel to a slightly less appealing hostel.
And if you still find one slithering across your hallway at 2 AM? Just scoop it up with a paper towel, whisper “Not today, pal,” and toss it outside. You’ve got this. You’re the boss of your slime-free domain.
