Thyme has one last trick: it makes simple things taste complex. Rub it on a cheap steak before grilling, and suddenly the steak acts like it cost three times as much. Sprinkle it on scrambled eggs, and you’ll feel like a brunch god.
So don’t be the person who lets thyme sit in the back of the spice rack, dusty and forgotten. Give it a job. Use it boldly, with confidence, and maybe a little bit of irony when you burn one batch. We’ve all been there.
Now go. Roast some chicken. Make that soup. And please, remember to remove the stems. You got this.