Let’s get into the good stuff—the menu. It’s not trying to be a celebrity chef’s fever dream. It’s just honest, glorious, slightly excessive pub grub.
You want a classic burger? They’ve got it. You want a burger that requires a jaw unhinging? They’ve got the Smokehouse Stack. It’s a mountain of bacon, cheese, and onion rings.
Honestly, do you even need a fork for that? Rhetorical question. You don’t. You just need commitment.
The Stars of the Show
First up: the Mixed Grill. This is not a meal; it’s a declaration of war on hunger. Sausage, steak, gammon, chicken, egg, and chips.
It comes on a platter so big it needs its own postcode. You might need a nap. That’s fine. The table will hold you up.
Then there’s the Peri-Peri Chicken. It’s not knocking on Nando’s door, but it’s a solid, happy plate of spicy bird. And it’s cheap. Really cheap.
Wait, are we talking about the £5 deal? Oh, we are. That’s the secret magic of the Hungry Horse. A pint and a massive plate of food for the price of a fancy coffee? Yes, please.
Hungry Horse Main Menu Times at Kathaleen Velasquez blog
Pudding? Don’t Be Silly, of Course There Is
You can’t skip dessert. That would be irresponsible. The Sticky Toffee Pudding is a legend here. It’s warm, it’s gooey, and it’s swimming in custard.
Is it the best you’ve ever had? Maybe not. Is it exactly what you need at 8pm on a Tuesday? Absolutely. It feels like a hug from a grandma who owns a bakery.
Also, the Cookie Dough Shake exists. It’s basically a blender full of childhood dreams. And it’s legal for adults to order it. Do it.
