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Here’s the thing: life is full of weird, random moments. You might eat a piece of paper by accident, and you’ll be fine. You might try to impress your friends by eating a page of a dictionary, and you’ll be fine (though your friends will probably question your life choices). The point is, you’re tougher than you think. Your body is an amazing, resilient, and slightly confused machine that can handle a little bit of paper. So go ahead, laugh off that clumsy napkin bite, and remember: you are not made of paper, but you are stronger than it. Now go eat something delicious, preferably not made from trees, and enjoy the fact that you are alive, well, and very much not dying from that paper you ate. You’ve got this.