Let’s be honest. The nightlife is non-existent. If you’re looking for a techno club at 1am, you’re moving to the wrong town. You’ll be in bed by 10pm, dreaming of a new dishwasher.
Also, the traffic on London Road can make you question your sanity. Every. Single. Day. It’s like the town has a secret competition to see how many cars can queue for no reason.
And the potholes? They’re practically a local sport. You’ll learn which ones to avoid like they’re old enemies.
