So, is eating paper good for you? No. It’s not a superfood. It’s not a hack. It’s a last-ditch effort from a bored brain or a resource-starved body. You might get temporary fullness, but you’ll miss out on vitamins, minerals, and joy.
If you’re bored, chew gum. If you’re stressed, squeeze a stress ball. If you’re hungry? Eat an apple. Save the paper for what it’s meant for: writing, drawing, or (if you’re me) doodling while you procrastinate.
And hey, if you’re still tempted? Just remember: printer paper has a texture like dry sandpaper, and it tastes like regret. You’re welcome.
Now, please, go eat something real. Your taste buds will thank you.
