This is where it gets fun. Would he be a changed man? A mellow, Zen Grant who does yoga and drinks herbal tea?
Absolutely not. That would be like finding out a shark is a vegetarian. It defies the laws of soap physics.
He’d arrive in a black cab, scowl at the market, and immediately start shouting at someone about respect. It would be glorious.
We need him to have a proper row with Phil. A real, table-flipping, "you're a silly old git" kind of row. It’s been years, lads. Sort it out.
And don’t even get me started on the possibility of him seeing Kathy Beale again. That’s a look I would pay good money to see.
The Ratings Factor (Let’s Be Real)
Let’s not kid ourselves. EastEnders knows a golden ticket when it sees one. The show needs a shot of pure, undiluted adrenaline.
Bringing back Grant isn’t just a treat for us fans. It’s a business decision. It’s the nuclear option, and they’re thinking about pushing the button.
Imagine the Monday night hashtags. The memes. The sheer volume of people suddenly glued to their sofas. It would break the internet, or at least break Twitter’s algorithm for a few hours.
Let’s be honest, we all need a bit of that chaos in our lives right now. The world is too sensible.
EastEnders' Grant Mitchell returns for explosive scenes with Phil as
