California has strict laws about blocking driveways. Even a foot over the curb? You get a ticket. Boom.
Texas? They’re more relaxed. But don’t mess with a Texan’s driveway. He might have a gun and a sense of humor about property rights.
In Florida, a woman parked in a stranger’s driveway for a week. Owner called police, but cops said "civil matter." The woman finally left after a flaming bag of dog poop appeared. Allegedly.
That story might be urban legend. But it’s too fun not to share.
