Life is short. Eat the mozzarella. And the next time someone asks you, “Is mozzarella an aged cheese?” you can smile, bite into a gooey slice of pizza, and say, “Nope. But it’s still perfect.”
Because honestly, not everything needs to get better with age. Some things—like mozzarella, like laughter, like a warm blanket on a cold day—are at their best when they’re fresh, simple, and full of joy.
Now go stretch some cheese. You’ve earned it. Mwah.
