So, is tap water a solution? Yes, for your wallet, the planet, and basic survival. It’s the solution to “I’m thirsty” without the side of marketing hype. But it’s not a miracle—unless you count the miracle of modern plumbing, which we should, because that’s amazing.
Pour yourself a glass. No really, go do it. Taste the compromise between mineral grit and chlorinated purity. You’re holding the future, buddy. And it’s wet. Cheers!