Right this second? I honestly can’t tell you. I’m sitting in a café with a lukewarm coffee, writing this. But I can tell you this: if it’s closed, you’re in good company. Thousands of people are figuring it out alongside you.
Pull up the map. Take a breath. And remember: no tunnel can keep a true Londoner down for long. We always find a way through. Even if it takes an hour and a half.
Now, go check your phone. The answer is probably waiting there. And if it’s bad news? Well, Dave from the fruit-lorry story says he’ll bring you a melon.
Safe travels.
