Cheesecake is real cheese cake. It’s just that the cheese got dressed up for a night out. It traded its cheddar personality for a little black dress made of cream.
So next time you take a bite, pause for a moment. Appreciate the subtle dairy magic happening in your mouth. And then take another bite. Because honestly, does it matter what it’s called when it tastes this good?
No. No it does not. Pass me another slice.