Let’s start gentle, like a Hippogriff bowing before a snack. Question: What is the name of Harry’s pet owl? If you said “Hedwig,” congratulations, you pass the Muggle test. But here’s a surprising fact: Hedwig is actually a girl. Yes, a female snowy owl, despite everyone calling her “he” in the books for way too long. Answer: Hedwig. Now go pet an owl and apologize for your ignorance.
Question: What position does Harry play on the Gryffindor Quidditch team? Answer: Seeker. But let’s be honest—he’s basically a golden snitch magnet with a broom. Fun fact: In the very first Quidditch match, Harry nearly swallows the Snitch. That’s not a metaphor; he literally almost eats it. Yum.
Question: Who killed Dumbledore? If you shouted “Snape!” you’re half-right. The real answer is Severus Snape, but only because Dumbledore asked him to. Plot twist: Dumbledore basically hired his own assassin. Very Slytherin of the old man, if you ask me.
