So how much is a glass of water? It’s everything and nothing. It’s the price of a sip at an expensive restaurant or the cost of a brief, guilty flush down the kitchen sink. It’s a memorial to a night of fun gone wrong, or the silent hero of a Tuesday morning when you’re trying to take off last night’s eyeliner.
My advice? Drink the tap water. Save the fancy stuff for when you want to impress your cat, or when you’re having a really tough day and need to feel a little luxurious. But remember, the best glass of water is the one you share with a friend, or the one that saves you from a hangover. It’s cheap, it’s precious, and it’s always exactly what you need.
And if anyone asks why you’re chugging it straight from the faucet at 2 AM, just tell them you’re “hydrating for the economy.” They’ll nod. They get it.
