Oh, absolutely. This isn’t his first rodeo. Johnny has been married twice before. Let’s do a quick recap, because it’s juicy.
First up was Catherine Donnelly. They got hitched in 2002, had a son named Michael Jr., and then split in 2008. That’s a solid six years. Not bad for a man with a reputation for being a handful.
Then came Claire Hazard. They married in 2012. That one lasted until 2018. And let me tell you, the divorce was messy. Like, “selling his belongings on eBay” messy.
Is Johnny Vegas Married? Who Is Johnny Vegas’s Wife And Relationship
He auctioned off everything. Literally everything. A microwave, a sofa, even a signed photo of himself. It was a fire sale of epic proportions. You could buy a piece of Johnny Vegas for pocket change.
So when he started dating Maizy, people were skeptical. I mean, who wouldn’t be? The man had divorced twice and sold his own kettle. But Maizy stuck around.
The Wedding That Almost Wasn’t
Here’s the fun part: their wedding was a total secret. They didn’t announce it for months. Johnny just casually mentioned it during a comedy show.
He said, “Oh, by the way, I got married.”
Can you imagine being in that audience? You’re expecting jokes about pot-bellies and sausage rolls, and instead you get breaking news about a wedding. Talk about a plot twist.
The ceremony took place in a small hotel in St. Helens. That’s his hometown, by the way. Very low-key. Very not a Vegas wedding, despite his name.
He wore a blue suit. She wore a white dress. No Elvis impersonator. No hungover witnesses. It was almost… normal. For Johnny, that’s basically a miracle.
