There are also openings for Palace Chefs. You’d be feeding the family, the staff, and the occasional visiting dignitary who wants their steak well-done. (Sacrilege.)
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The requirements are strict. You need to make a perfect poached egg that looks like a tiny cloud. And you must remain calm when a royal says, “This is a bit cold,” while holding a plate of soup.
Plus, you get to raid the royal gardens for fresh herbs. Rosemary has never tasted so smug.
Wait, there’s a stranger one: The “Carpet Cleaner to the Crown.”
This is not a joke. They need someone to look after the 300 carpets in Buckingham Palace. Three. Hundred. Carpets.
Your tools? A vacuum cleaner that probably whispers “Your Majesty” before turning on. And you must know the difference between a Savonnerie and a Aubusson. If you don’t, you’ll learn fast.
But think of the bragging rights. “I just shampooed the rug where Prince George once dropped his toast.” Legendary.
