Honestly, it’s probably boring logistics. Touring the UK is like trying to parallel park a lorry – technically possible, but stressful. You need a good promoter, a van that can handle the M25, and an army of people to handle our strange love for interval acts.
Plus, they have to figure out which city gets the show. Is it London? Manchester? Glasgow? Birmingham? It’s a political minefield. Pick the wrong city, and you’ll offend an entire region. Nobody wants to be the group that snubs the Scots.
KATSEYE announce UK tour dates this September
Remember when Beyoncé skipped your town in 2016? Yeah, we still talk about it. Katseye doesn’t want that kind of drama. They’re probably weighing the pros and cons of playing in a town that has a spoons vs. a town that has a Nando’s.
What To Do While We Wait
First, obsessively stream their music. If we can get their chart numbers up, the record label might feel a teeny bit of pressure. It’s like putting a coin in a vending machine and shaking it for effect.
Second, practice your concert outfit. The UK concert wardrobe is a delicate balance: festival chic meets I might need a coat. I’ve already bought three potential tops, all of which will be hidden under a rain jacket.
Third, start a petition. Or, more realistically, a WhatsApp group with your mates. “Operation: Get Katseye To The UK” has a nice ring to it. We’ll be the most organised fanbase in history, complete with spreadsheets and snack schedules.
