If there’s one thing this scandal teaches us, it’s that setting boundaries works even if you live in a castle. King Charles didn’t call a PR meeting; he just didn’t put Andrew’s name on the seating chart. Silence is the loudest RSVP.
So, next time you have to tell your own family member they’re not welcome at Thanksgiving, channel your inner Charles. Stand tall, adjust your imaginary garter, and say, “The guest list is full.” Because, like the King, you don’t owe anyone a front-row seat to your peace.
And if anyone protests, just remind them: royal tradition is all fun and games until someone has to clean up the mess. This year, the only mess at Garter Day will be the crumbs from the cucumber sandwiches. And that’s exactly how Charles wants it.
