But here’s the kicker: nobody really cares. You’re at The Box. The energy is electric. The band is playing “Callin’ Baton Rouge” for the 47th time. You’re surrounded by 10,000 screaming fans who’ve completely lost track of time.
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And honestly? That’s the whole point. The absurdly long time of game becomes part of the shared experience. “Remember that game that started at 2 PM and ended during the late news?” you’ll say. And everyone will nod, laughing.
Pro Tips for Surviving the Time Warp
First, never check the scoreboard clock. It’s a lie. It’s there to mock you. Instead, bring snacks. The kind of snacks that can sustain a small village. You’ll need them for the extra innings that the baseball gods will inevitably demand.
Second, pace your liquids. If you chug a soda in the third inning, you will miss a home run while waiting in the restroom line by the fifth. The line moves slower than a Mainieri pitching change. Trust me.
