Honestly? No one knows. They’re low-key. No dramatic Instagram announcements. No PDA fests. Just two adults being cute and successful together.
Will there be a wedding? Maybe. Maybe not. But if she walks down the aisle, I bet it’ll be in a custom Thierry Mugler corset. And Michael will be in a tailored suit, looking slightly overwhelmed. Iconic.
For now, Lady Gaga’s partner is a tall, smart, non-famous guy. And we’re all just living in their world, eating popcorn, waiting for the next ring sighting. Cheers to them. Pass the sugar.