The encore will be epic. Probably three songs. Definitely one of them is “Mariners Apartment Complex.”
She’ll close with “Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have.” The lights will go blue. You will sob.
Lana Del Rey 2026 UK Tour Setlist Poster – Stadium London Cardiff
Then she’ll bow. The fireworks will explode. You’ll feel empty and full at the same time.
Pro tip: Bring tissues. And a second pair of shoes. You’ll dance so hard your feet ache.
Also, don’t wear high heels. The floor is sticky from spilled rosé. Trust me on this.
Oh, and charge your phone. You’ll need it for the slow-motion videos of the crowd crying during “Radio.”
The Unwritten Rules
You must sing along to every lyric. Even the ones you don’t know. Mumble proudly.
You must wear red nail polish. It’s an unspoken requirement. Break it at your own risk.
And for the love of God, don’t talk during “The Greatest.” People will glare at you. It’s serious.
Will she play “Cherry”? Probably. The bass drop alone will rattle your bones. Prepare for vibration.
Will she play “Lana Del Rey (the actual song about herself)? Unlikely. But we can dream.
The real beauty of a Lana setlist is the unknown. She changes it last minute. You go expecting one thing and get orchestral folk-pop.
So, get your tickets early. They’ll sell out in minutes. Scalpers will be vultures.
Wembley 2026 will be messy, sad, hilarious, and magical. Exactly like Lana herself.
See you there. I’ll be the one crying in the corner, holding a plastic cherry. Don’t judge me.
