You can’t start this list without mentioning Glastonbury in the UK. It’s the granddaddy of them all, sprawling across a dairy farm in Somerset. If you’ve ever tried to get tickets, you know it’s harder than winning the lottery—seriously, I’ve seen the servers crash in about ten seconds flat.
Glastonbury isn’t just a music festival; it’s a city of 200,000 people that appears and disappears like Brigadoon. You go for the headliners (Paul McCartney, Beyoncé, whoever), but you stay for the insane stone circle at dawn and the theater tent where a guy recites poetry about cheese.
Over in Germany, Rock am Ring and Rock im Park happen simultaneously—which is cheating, but we allow it. They both pull about 90,000 people each, and they share the same lineup. Imagine having a twin festival just to flex on the rest of the world.
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The US doesn’t mess around either. Coachella is the influencer’s paradise, where you’re just as likely to see a Kardashian as you are to see a band. But don’t let the Instagram filters fool you—the actual musical lineup is usually solid (when the wind doesn’t blow the main stage down).
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Then there’s Lollapalooza in Chicago, which is basically a summer rite of passage for Midwesterners. It packs 400,000 people across four days into Grant Park. Four hundred thousand. That’s more people than live in my entire hometown. And somehow, everyone fights for space on the same dusty lawn.
Oh, and we can’t forget Electric Daisy Carnival (EDC) in Las Vegas. This is the one where reality takes a backseat. It’s held at a racetrack, it goes from night to morning, and the stages have mechanical butterflies and fire-breathing octopi. You know, normal stuff.
