These bugs are optimists. They see a fruit bowl and think, “This is my dream home.” They see a damp plant pot and think, “This is paradise.” They are relentless. They don’t care about your schedule. They just want sugar and slime.
They also have terrible coordination. Watch a fruit fly try to land on a spoon. It’s hilarious. They bump into walls. They get stuck in your hair. They are nature’s tiny comedians.