If you want to sound smart without losing your friends, say this: “Lobsters have ten legs total. The front two have claws, and the back eight are for walking.” Nod confidently. That’s the party line. If someone presses you, whisper “twenty-six” and walk away. Mystery person status: achieved.
So, how many legs does a lobster have? Enough to make you look like a fool if you answer too quickly. But now you’ve got the scoop. Go forth, spread the good word, and maybe tip your chef a little extra for dealing with all those appendages. Bon appétit, friend.
