First up, we have "Remembrance of Things Past" by Marcel Proust, which clocks in at a whopping 1.26 million words. That's right, folks, this French novel is a beast of a book that will keep you busy for weeks. But trust us, it's worth the investment – Proust's writing is like a rich, velvety cake that will leave you feeling satisfied and wanting more.
Another contender is "Ulysses" by James Joyce, which boasts an impressive 265,000 words. Now, we know what you're thinking – "Isn't that a bit of a challenge?" And to that, we say, "Heck yeah, it is!" But hey, if you're up for it, Joyce's stream-of-consciousness masterpiece will reward you with insights into the human condition that will blow your mind.