In the end, Marks & Spencer Middlesbrough isn’t just a shop. It’s a landmark. It’s where you go to feel a little bit fancy without leaving the town. It’s a place where you can buy a pack of Chocolate Eclairs and a new shirt in the same visit. It’s efficiency. It’s class. It’s Middlesbrough.
So the next time you find yourself in Captain Cook Square with a rumbling stomach and a need for a decent pair of black trousers, do yourself a favour. Pop in. Grab a bag of Percy Pigs. Smile at the queue. And remember: you are just one Dine In deal away from a perfect evening.
Go on, you deserve it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy that truffle oil I don’t need. Again.