Next time you’re watching a game and your quarterback throws for three TDs, take a moment. Appreciate the grind. Because to hit seven? That’s like writing a single song that hits Number One, goes platinum, and is played at every wedding for a decade. It’s rare, it’s beautiful, and it almost always involves a defense that forgot to tie their shoelaces.
And if you ever try to throw seven yourself in a backyard game? Good luck. But maybe have the dog ready to catch the other ones. Some records are just meant to stay on a stat sheet.
