The sale extends to merch as well. T-shirts, hats, little statues of characters you forgot existed. I saw a Waluigi keychain at 30% off. Yes, I bought three. No, I don’t have a problem.
Suddenly your desk can look like a Nintendo museum without breaking the bank. You can finally get that Yoshi plushie that judges your life choices. What a deal.
Even amiibo figures are included. The ones you saw at full price and thought, “I’ll wait.” Well, the wait is over. Go grab that Kirby figure before someone else does.
Is This a Trap? Rhetorical Question.
Let’s be real: this is Nintendo testing us. They want to see if we panic-buy $200 worth of games. And you know what? Absolutely yes. I’m in. Sign me up for financial ruin, please.
They’re probably clearing warehouse space for the Switch 2 rumors. That’s fine. I’ll take the old games at new prices. That’s what we call a win-win. Or a win-poor, in my case.
Nintendo Switch 2 Black Friday Deals Shocking: $30 Off Mario Kart
Just remember: 30% off means you save real money. That’s like three cups of fancy coffee. Or one very fancy coffee and a donut. Budget accordingly.
