The April winners are out, the rate has dropped, and your personal odds are still terrible. But here’s the thing: somebody always wins the million, and it could be you. That’s the same logic that makes people buy lottery tickets while muttering, “I’ve got a good feeling about this one.” Me? I’ll keep my £100 in bonds, just for the monthly hope-fix. It’s cheaper than therapy.
Final advice: check your prizes today. If you won nothing, don’t worry—you’re in good company with about 23 million other people. And if you won the million? Please, treat yourself to a giant novelty check and a decent cup of coffee. You’ve earned it.
