Look for the 2-for-1 offers online. They pop up like daisies. Book on a quiet weekday for the best deals. Do not overpack. You’ll just buy cheese anyway.
Bring a sense of humour. You will get lost. You will eat too much. You will love the ridiculousness of it all.
A P&O Mini Cruise to Amsterdam on a 2-for-1 is not just a trip. It’s a tiny, glorious escape. And it’s waiting for you. Go. Your friend is ready.