Alright, let’s cut to the chase. The main contact number for the Perry Barr Police Station, which includes the custody suite, is 0121 626 5001. But—and this is a big but—don’t just dial that and expect a human to pick up instantly. You’ll likely get the automated switchboard.
If you’re calling about someone in custody, ask for the “Custody Suite” or “Force Enquiry Centre” once you get through. Pro tip: Have the person’s name, date of birth, and the reason they were arrested handy, because the operator will ask. Yes, they will ask. And no, they won’t just tell you if someone “looks okay” over the phone.
What if you’re calling for a person in custody?
Here’s the thing: if you are the one locked in, you don’t call them—they give you a phone. But if you’re a worried parent or friend, you can ring that number and ask to speak to the custody sergeant. Just don’t expect a friendly chat. They’re busy processing people, booking them in, and dealing with everything from stolen bikes to, well, worse.
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The tone you should expect is brisk and professional, not rude. They’re not your therapist—they’re the gatekeepers. Be polite, and they’ll help you. Be a pain, and you’ll be left on hold forever. (I learned this the hard way when I tried to joke about Dave’s taxi incident.)
