So here’s the plan: check your Tube map. Find the Jubilee line. Aim for North Greenwich. Smile at the station staff—they’ve seen it all.
When you step off the train, you’ll hear the buzz. The lights. The smell of overpriced nachos. You made it. Now go enjoy the show. You deserve this.
Oh, and one more thing: if you’re taking the last train home, stand near the doors. It’s a battlefield out there. Good luck, you legend.
