I have to tell you: Kaleb Johnson’s hair is also a topic of conversation. It’s like a majestic lion’s mane that somehow stays perfect under a helmet. How? Does he use anti-gravity gel?
And his nickname? Teammates are already calling him “The Iowa Express.” That’s not official, but I’m claiming it here first. You heard it here, folks. He’s a train with legs and a smile.
What’s Next for This Rookie?
Well, the Steelers have a crowded backfield. Najee Harris is the star, Jaylen Warren is the spark plug, and now Kaleb is the wild card. Expect to see him in special packages—third downs, gadget plays, maybe even a trick play where he throws a pass. (I’m manifesting this right now.)
Steelers news: Mike McCarthy's comments will resurrect Kaleb Johnson's
The preseason has already given us glimpses. He broke off a 35-yard run against the Bills, shaking off two defenders like they were made of tissue paper. The crowd went nuts. I went nuts. My cat went nuts.
