These are the saddest yet most glamorous ducks you’ll ever meet. They live next to a glass building where people sell insurance, and they swim in a perfectly circular pond with a fountain. The ducks have nobody to feed them—just stressed-out employees eating sad salads on their lunch breaks.
Feeding Ducks: A Guide to Keeping Your Flock Happy and Healthy
You become an angel in sweatpants when you show up with a bag of frozen corn. The ducks will waddle over so fast they look like tiny, feathered businessmen late for a meeting. It’s weirdly meditative. You can pretend you’re a corporate consultant for duck wellness. No one will question you. Just don’t feed them your office popcorn—trust me, the salt makes them thirsty.
