So, what’s the moral of this shaggy-dog story? First, never trust a “police incident”—it could be a pup in a puddle. Second, always carry snacks and a sense of humor. The M25 is a unpredictable beast, and Biscuit taught us that even a small creature can topple an empire of tarmac.
Next time you’re stuck on that orbital nightmare, remember: you’re part of a shared human comedy. Wave at the guy eating a burger out of his trunk. Sing a song. And if you see a dog on the hard shoulder, just honk gently and pray for ham. Because, trust me, the alternative is sitting in three hours of traffic while a viral tweet roasts your life choices.
Stay safe out there. And if anyone asks about the delays? Just say: “Biscuit happened.” They’ll understand.
