I have strong feelings about hotel breakfasts. Too many places serve rubbery eggs and toast that tastes like cardboard dipped in regret. Not here.
The all-you-can-eat buffet is the star of the show. The bacon is crispy, the sausages are actually meaty, and the hash browns? Let’s just say I may have hidden a few in my jacket for later. (Don’t judge me—you know you’ve done it.)
The best part? The staff keep refilling the good coffee without you having to flag them down like you’re signaling a rescue helicopter. It’s the little things.
The Quirks: What Nobody Tells You
Okay, let’s get real for a second. The walls are not soundproof. At 2 AM, I could hear Mr. Smith in Room 214 snoring like a friendly walrus. Pack earplugs if you’re a light sleeper.
Also—and this is a weird flex—the Wi-Fi is genuinely fast. Like, “stream a Netflix movie without buffering” fast. I spent an hour just downloading memes out of spite because I’ve been traumatized by hotel Wi-Fi in the past.
The car park is huge, so you won’t be playing Tetris with your car. But the entrance is a bit sneaky—if you blink, you’ll miss it. Trust me, my GPS and I had a heated disagreement about this.
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