This hotel isn’t trying to be fancy. It’s not a boutique with exposed brick and a cocktail bar named "Melancholy". Thank goodness. It’s a smart choice.
You get a blackout blind that actually works. You get a desk if you need to pretend to work. You get a bathroom with no weird smells. Radical, right?
Plus, the Monument is literally right there. You know, the giant stone column from the Great Fire? You can practically climb it from your window. Don’t actually try that.
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The "Better Than Your Flat" Factor
I swear the heating and cooling system is superior to most homes. You can make the room a crisp, perfect 18°C. Or a tropical 24°C. You’re the god of your own microclimate.
The Wi-Fi is free and not terrible. That alone deserves a standing ovation. No one hunts for internet passwords in 2026 just to check Instagram.
